Who’s in it?: Idris Elba (Takers, The Losers), Beyonce Knowles, Ali Larter (Final Destination, TV’s Heroes)

What a fucking mistake.  Not because the movie was bad, which it definitely was; but because of Sharon.  God damn Sharon.  Sharon is the character played by Beyonce.  Sharon is the wife of the guy that played Charles on The Office.  Sharon’s name is said almost literally ever 14.7 seconds in this God damned movie.  In fact, he says Sharon, every time he addresses Sharon.  He even says Sharon in scenes that Sharon wasn’t in just to remind you that Sharon was his wife and he loved Sharon.  Sharon.  Sharon.  Sharon.

Fucking Sharon. Continue reading ‘Obsessed’ (2009) — movie review →